Important Legal Disclaimers
Effective Date: 2025-04-1
This disclosure applies exclusively to marketing content specifically linked to and annotated with this disclosure and is not a blanket disclosure for all content. Unless explicitly stated otherwise in User Generated Content (UGC) or satirical content, all testimonials are authentic, originate from verified customers who provided genuine experiences and opinions without compensation, and have been verified through our standard verification process, though individual results may vary and are not guaranteed. Certain content designated as "User Generated Content" or "UGC" may include comedic interpretations, satirical representations, exaggerated narratives designed for humorous effect, or fictional scenarios based on common customer themes, which will be clearly labeled as "comedic," "satirical," or "for entertainment purposes" where applicable. Results shown are not typical, individual experiences may vary, past performance does not guarantee future results, this content is for informational purposes only and should not be considered professional advice, and you should consult qualified professionals before making decisions based on this content.
The statements, claims, testimonials, and representations in this content are intended as parody, satire, and entertainment. They do not represent actual facts, genuine testimonials, or real product capabilities.
This content is produced solely for entertainment, humor, and satirical commentary. It is not intended to provide factual information, medical advice, financial guidance, or genuine product recommendations.
All performance claims, statistics, benefits, and outcomes mentioned are deliberately exaggerated for comedic effect and should not be considered factual or achievable.
For actual product information, medical advice, financial guidance, or other professional services, please consult qualified professionals and verified sources.
The creators of this content assume no responsibility for decisions made based on satirical statements presented herein.
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This disclosure complies with FTC guidelines requiring clear distinction between genuine marketing claims and satirical content. By continuing to view this content, you acknowledge understanding its satirical nature. This disclosure applies to all employees and marketing contractors of Cluely, Inc.
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